i feel like a dog lately, and seriously today at one point, i feel better than i've ever been in a long while.

-active ingredients: mother melatonin, gentle ibuprofen, rainbow dextromethorphan, buddy codeine, omnipotent nyquil, and 301 tumtums
-basic needs: 3 litter of poland spring water, several bottles of various sports drinks, endless hot and cold tea, two cans of salty soup
-end results: two days, and counting, in near-complete isolation.